Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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