I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
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she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
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a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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