found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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