Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
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i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
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He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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