If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
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Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
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Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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