just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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