Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Randomize
