3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Randomize
