was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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