Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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