DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's the barista slut.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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