i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
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we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
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I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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