Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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