Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I feel like a drive thru vagina
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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