if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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