you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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