And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Randomize
