so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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