butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
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Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
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You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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