either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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