Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
home. puking in laundry basket.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
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Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
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I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
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