dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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