I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
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I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
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Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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