You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
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At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
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I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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