Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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