nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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