i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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