didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
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He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
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"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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