"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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