I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
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Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
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I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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