so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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