Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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