i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
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Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
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That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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