thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i will never coherently bang her
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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