Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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