I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
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