so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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