Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
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I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
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BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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