and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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