You surviving the open bar?
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I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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