Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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