I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
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college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
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Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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