oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
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I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
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Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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