And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
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Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
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I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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