he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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