at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
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There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
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Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I am naked and annoyed.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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