i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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