do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
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Less talking, more tequila
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
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Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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