Can Purell be used as lube?
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
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I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
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Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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