ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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