So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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