They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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