When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Watching her eat just hurts me
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
My vagina is very pro this idea
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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