Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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