Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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