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A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
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